You know that Tom Waits song? “Jesus goin’ be here, goin’ be here soon…”
Well, Kevin was just singing it and then he said- I hope he’s going to be here soon, ’cause I have some questions!
Then i dictated a letter to Jesus; as follows:
Dear Jesus,
WTF?
xo,
Liz

lizzie, i want a bracelet that says:
WTFWJFCD?
(what the fuck would jesus fuckin’ christ do?)